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Buona Sera. Mi Piace La Sua Moda.

Some technical difficulties prevented me from posting updates until now, so it looks like I'll have to work 50% harder tomorrow.

The motorcycle portion of the trip is officially over, as I have arrived back in Milan. Somewhere along the way, I came across this park which had a lot of rules. In fact, I've collected along the way a few pictures of signs which have strange rules that I've not seen before.

Here's the sign from today:

[caption id="attachment_987" align="alignnone" width="640" caption="Park Rules"][/caption]

From left to right, the rules are:

  • No crossing the red line on your motorcycle
  • No crossing the red line on your bicycle
  • No soccer, only futbol
  • No cars with red lines on them
  • No boxer-pit bull mixes
  • No using your fingers to make it look like you're squishing things in pictures
  • No mexican hat dances without hats
  • You must wear pants with elastic waistbands while taking recyclables out of the garbage

The last one is a wildcard and it means that you get to make up your own rule.

Of course, I couldn't abide all these rules:

[caption id="attachment_988" align="alignnone" width="640" caption="Squishing Win"][/caption]

One of you loyal readers asked for pictures of fountains, so here you go:

[caption id="attachment_989" align="alignnone" width="640" caption="Adding Insult To Injury"][/caption]

Coming up, we'll play tourist at San Gimignano.