Slackin' ain't easy
Somehow this cycle of life leaves me with intentions of updating this blog, but I fail miserably. Now it's time to dust the cobwebs off this old blog and get it poppin' again. Why aren't there more clever comments about "dusty cobwebs" and the internets? Something along the lines of "Oh, that site uses Flash? I hope you dusted the 'cobinterwebs' off of it first." It's a work in progress.
I appeal to your better sense of taste with some passive commentary from Dave Chappelle, just follow these easy-to-follow steps. Spoiler alert: Pimpin' is both easy and ain't easy. Grammar alert: "is ain't easy" is totes proper grammer.
- click this->: Dusty Old Link to Comedy Central
- Wait for the commercial to be over
- Fast forward to 4:00
If you made it this far, that means you either skipped the garbage above or you watched it and decided to stick around anyway.
I'm glad you're here.
Here we go again: this time I'm in Japan and somehow I wish Tracy Morgan was here with me. I'm pretty sure I'd pee my pants laughing, but he'd make a joke about it being okay.
The official blog plan for this trip is to continue the updates from Italy and New Zealand, whilst adding updates about Japan.
Slackin' ain't easy, but I'm great at making it look like a lot of work. I'm pretty excited to tell you about Japan. Things are funky and fantastic here. This video of Japanese television (tele-bi) is the best way to explain funky and fantastic. I'm sure you've seen clips from Japanese television before, but this tickled me in a special way:
So funky. Other rad stuff in Japan that you can expect to hear about:
- The motorcycle that will carry me on this trip
- Freeway cats
- Language difficulties
- Why the people of Japan should be terrified that I'm on the road
- Sushi for breakfast
- Sushi for lunch
- Sushi for "ban gohan"
- GPoS problems
- Toilet buttons
- Vegetable lust and my Adult Onset Scurvy condition
- MOTHERFUCKIN Ninjas!
