The Best Drivers In Italy...

...drive in camouflage. That's why you can't see how good Italian drivers truly are.

In the photos below, I barely saw the cars before walking in to them. I'm lucky they were parked and not moving, otherwise I may have been hit.

[caption id="attachment_1303" align="alignnone" width="640"] Dude, Where's My Car?[/caption]

[caption id="attachment_1304" align="alignnone" width="640"] Where's Your Car, Dude?[/caption]

It's a well known untrue fact that Italian Auto Camouflage is active camouflage, and these two systems look to have been adapting to their surroundings by not adapting at all.

Pretty much all of the pictures from this trip to Italy have camouflaged vehicles in them: cars, trucks, big wheels, vespas, motorbikes, and those weird three wheeled vehicles. It's just hard to see them because they're... camouflaged.