Une Nuit A Porto Vecchio: The Return of the Corsicans

Bieber!

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It's true. Justin Bieber was on Corsica. Not only was he there, but he was wearing a black deep vee. Not only was he wearing a black deep vee, but it was a black deep vee polo. This answers the age old question of "How does one wear a polo shirt with no collar?" Clearly, the only polo shirt with no collar is a deep vee.

As you can see, the picture was meant to be a stealth shot, but I forgot to turn off the flash, so everyone knew that I was taking a picture. JB(V) got mad and said I had to pay for the picture, but I was all like "No, JB." Then I unzipped my hoodie and revealed my deep vee. Records scratched, music stopped, and people gasped because it was on.

After the dust, smoke, and volcanic ash settled, all I can say is that there exists photographic evidence that I made it off the island, and JB did not.